Just your friendly neighbourhood speedster here, known all across NSW for my uncanny talent to collect fines like they're limited-edition Yeezys. But hold onto your hookahs, folks! Fines have plummeted a staggering 88 per cent! It feels like winning the lottery without even buying a ticket!
Do you remember the days when our drives were accompanied by the comforting sight of warning signs? One glimpse of that golden caution, and the foot would ease up on the accelerator faster than you can say 'shisha'. Well, rejoice, because those good times are rolling back!
The stretch without these signs felt like a never-ending game of cat and mouse with those pesky speed cameras. Each drive was like an undercover spy mission – one eye on the road, the other perpetually on camera watch.
I'm all for safety, but yanking off the warning signs was a foul move. It's like we were all part of a game where the rules were known only to the other team. I mean, a bit of a heads up before a fine wouldn't hurt, right? Instead, each surprise fine was like an uninvited guest at a party!
But now, with the return of the signs, the game's finally fair. An 88 per cent drop in fines is not just a win, it's proof that we aren't out here trying to break the sound barrier. Give us a warning, and we'll toe the line – it's as simple as that.
The real win, though, is what this means for my Argeleh and Yeezy fund. More cash to kick back with a good smoke, and to snag the next drop of Yeezys. No longer does a drive down the M4 equate to potential Yeezy losses.
So, let's raise a toast to the victorious return of the warning signs – paving the way for smoother drives, fuller wallets, and longer Argeleh nights. Here's to fair play on the roads and to never compromising on our Yeezy game, NSW!
